You and dad are a lot more alike than I thought, you know that? You both can’t wait to sacrifice yourself for this thing. But you know what? I’m gonna be the one to bury you!
pepper doing some ironing
I caNT’ BRETAHSE
You’re actually more 4D than anyone perceives you to be.
Taeyang/태양/sun, never stop shining. You make fans smile and feel warm with your presence, just like flowers and the sun. You’ll always be a kid to us, like how you are, at heart (and you’re never afraid to show it).Happy 25th/26th birthday sunshine ♡ #happyYBday
-My Friend Tiffany Pollard needs her long overdue kudos for being the original animated, foul-mouthed, big-breasted, ghetto-fabulous, reality-TV-HBIC demi-goddess.
i say that every time i see this gif… or the video… because holy fuck….
x: Is it true that you have a nickname, Mr. Stench?
unluckyships: when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too
So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.
… if there are 107.4 million blogs currently, reblog if made your tumblr before they added a picture to the sign up page
thats rude as fuck how the log in page doesnt have a picture….
wait, tumblr has a picture on the login screen now?
i haven’t logged out of my tumblr in over a year what
WHAAAAAAA? They have a picture now? I literally have never logged out!
You know you never log out when….
you can log out?
BEE SEX IS REALLY FUNNY OKAY HEAR ME OUT
BASICALLY THE MALE BEE GOES TO THE QUEEN AND INSERTS ITS PENIS INTO THE QUEEN BEE AND THEN THEY EJACULATE AT SUCH A HIGH SPEED THAT THEY GENITALS FUCKING EXPLODE AND ARE LEFT IN THE QUEEN FOREVER AND THE MALE BEE FALLS ON THE GROUND AND DIES